A little over two weeks ago I wrote two blogs about the benefits of laughter and not taking ourselves too seriously. Recently my brother sent me a funny list of items he found on the internet entitled "How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity." I found the list to be quite amusing and thus would like to share it, in hopes of bringing a smile to your face and lighting up your mood on this day. I will neither admit nor deny doing any of the items below…
*How To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
6. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
7. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
8. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!'
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
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